Pick-up lines

• whyiseverynametaken

  8 Apr 10, 11:55

  So what are the best pick-up lines you've heard or tried before?

  Mine are:

  Personally tried: If i got a nickel for every girl as pretty as you are.... i'd have 5 cents right now

  Personally tried, while sitting on a porch holding signs of 10s: are you from Tennessee, cuz ure a 10 i seeeeeeee

  Hoping to try (altho id prob get slapped, but still worth the effort): The word of the day is legs. Lets go home and spread the word.

   

   

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  8 Apr 10, 11:58

  "euuu need umbrella?"

• kenn3th

  8 Apr 10, 12:05

   Imagine saying a chim sentence, and the response from the lady is "Har?"

• Rock^Star

  8 Apr 10, 12:12

  y ur pick up line so ang mo pai lol. A nickel sounds american and i dun think sg girls will understand on first hearing it.

  I would like to try the FHM version: "You are next on my "to do" list."

• _Da_Dood_

  8 Apr 10, 12:21

  fancy  a fuck?..i could use one right now

• Rock^Star

  8 Apr 10, 12:26

  hi my name's buck and I could use a fuck.

• TTFU

  8 Apr 10, 12:28

  In chinese ask about her horoscope. Ni shu she meh, wo shu ji, then you say wo shu yu ni

• _Da_Dood_

  8 Apr 10, 12:32

  Originally posted by Rock^Star:

  hi my name's buck and I could use a fuck.

  
  lol both our pick up line sure end up with a palm stuck to the face

• Rock^Star

  8 Apr 10, 12:45

  Originally posted by TTFU:

  In chinese ask about her horoscope. Ni shu she meh, wo shu ji, then you say wo shu yu ni

  omg, that's really corny u knw. I think better hide oneself after saying that.

• AcidBoy

  8 Apr 10, 13:01

  My little pony, my little pony , I'll be there right by your side

• TTFU

  8 Apr 10, 13:02

  I will be the stars that light up your night

• I LOVE LIVERPOOL SO MUCH

  8 Apr 10, 13:13

  mine will be...hey bitch,u like big cock?

• theme_and_guess

  8 Apr 10, 13:49

  try say this one.. it rly helps depending on the girl...

  -- Yr parents must be rly retarded cos u r special...

  -- My love for u is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in....

  -- do u play dota? i can show u wats the true meaning of godlike

  -- im windows XP n u r windows 7.... wanna windows vista?

   

• theme_and_guess

  8 Apr 10, 13:49

  sigh.... double post

• theme_and_guess

  8 Apr 10, 13:49

  triple post..... dig this

• Worcer

  8 Apr 10, 15:10

  Hahahaha!!!

  U guys are trying to make her laugh or dig a grave???

   

• maskedangel

  8 Apr 10, 16:01

  I agree with worcer!! Wtf! No lines are needed with plenty of alchohol in front of u in a club!
• littlemissbonkers

  8 Apr 10, 16:04

  Guy: Did it hurt?

  Gal: Did what hurt?

  Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

   

  That would be the best pick up line ever...corny but cute

• multipleviews

  8 Apr 10, 16:08

  Tell her this.. I want to pay u money to have sex.. But I want ur service to be CHEAPER,BETTER, FASTER....

• Rooney9

  8 Apr 10, 16:12

  Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:

  "euuu need umbrella?"

  
  yes I need thanks. will you lend it to me acid?

• Berryogurt

  8 Apr 10, 16:16

  "Can you give me directions...to your heart?"

  "I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?"

   

  XD

• _Da_Dood_

  8 Apr 10, 16:34

  Originally posted by littlemissbonkers:

  Guy: Did it hurt?

  Gal: Did what hurt?

  Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

   

  That would be the best pick up line ever...corny but cute

  
  i think u crawl up from below one...

• littlemissbonkers

  8 Apr 10, 16:37

  Originally posted by _Da_Dood_:

  
  i think u crawl up from below one...

  
  

• _Da_Dood_

  8 Apr 10, 16:43

  Originally posted by littlemissbonkers:

  
  

  
  is hell too hot for u to handle?

• Rooney9

  8 Apr 10, 16:45

  Hello, can I know you more as I am interested in knowing you.