The recession hits home
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Too funny not to share. Enjoy
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of
pennies while she danced.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call
them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great!
The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally ....
My friend was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, his savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., he called the Suicide Hotline.
He got a call center in Pakistan , and when he told them he was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if he could drive a truck. -
ROTFWL......too funny!!!
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Times are bad.
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aww.......this IS really funny!!!!!
thanks for sharing, jetta!!!! 
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Too funny not to share. Hope it brightened up your day.