Proud to be an American :P
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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then
turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average,
Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!
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So are you a Singaporean overseas or not?
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Shouldnt this be on the jokes section?
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hee hee....no wonder the sewer covers have gone missing. they are selling it for cash too. :P
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Originally posted by jetta:
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average,
Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!
Let's see... I don't drink, so assuming I too walk the average of 900 miles a year, my mean mileage would be 900 / 0 = infinity!!
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Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:
Let's see... I don't drink, so assuming I too walk the average of 900 miles a year, my mean mileage would be 900 / 0 = infinity!!LOL !! I'm not Americian, but i'm sure it applies to Canadians as well.. I'm pretty good on my mileage.