Happy Canada Day !
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"O Canada! Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide, O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!"
Enjoy the long weekend mates !! -
HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
to all those in canada
though its already over for me...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBT0WmIWjzs&search=canada%20beer%20 -
Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics,
Great Russia has welded forever to stand.
Created in struggle by will of the people,
United and mighty, our Soviet land!
Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!
Through tempests the sunrays of freedom have cheered us,
Along the new path where great Lenin did lead.
To a righteous cause he raised up the peoples,
Inspired them to labour and valourous deed.
In the victory of Communism's deathless ideal,
We see the future of our dear land.
And to her fluttering scarlet banner,
Selflessly true we always shall stand! -
oh no....
banana and his communist songs
and here is the quebec version of the video i posted above
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLBm_fl2UFc&search=canada%20beer%20 -
this is the funniest by far !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFpIaBvoWrQ&search=william%20shatner
William Shatner's version of molson's "i am canadian !"
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I got a 6-pack of Canadian chilling in the fridge ....
even though I think that beer sucks .... but hey ! ... the cans are nice .... -
happy canada day!
GST is now 6% instead of 7%!!!
so in total, its 14% tax.
BUTBUTBUT...IF you are in ALBERTA...
aha...its a different story
and the exchange rate is S$1.4197 to C$1
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Blame Canada!
Anyone watch South Park? -
Originally posted by laurence82:Blame Canada!
Anyone watch South Park?
Sheila(Kyle's mom):Times have changed,
our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents they just wan't to fart and curse
Mrs. Marsh: Should we blame the government? Ms. Cartman: Or blame society?
Boys fathers: Or should
we blame the images on TV?
Sheila(Kyle's mom):
No,blame Canada, blame Canada
With all thier beedy little eyes have packed thier heads so full of lies, blame Canada, blame Canada,
we need to form a full assault its canadas fault
Mrs. Marshon't blame me for my son Stan he saw the darn cartoon and now hes of to join the klan
Ms. Cartman: And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf but now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself
Shelia: Well? Blame Canada, blame Canada, it seems that everythings gone wrong since Canada came along, blame
Canada, blame Canada
Copy shop attendent:They're not even a real country
anyway
Mrs. McCormic!
k:
My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbeque
Crowd: Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed
him to expire
Sheila: Heck no, blame Canada, blame Canada, with all their hockey hollabaloo
Ms. Cartman: And that bitch Ann Murray too Everyone: Blame Canada, shame on Canada, for the smut we must stuff the
trash we must stash the laughter and fuck must all be undone we must blame them the cause of fuss before
somebody thinks of blaming us -
ah .... Canadians and Americans ....
they are like two brothers living next to each other but can barely get along, though the kids on both side likes to play in each other's backyard ....
that doesn't include Quebec though, they are on the same continent but on another planet .... -
This is the real cause behind the warOriginally posted by udontknowme:we must blame them the cause of fuss before
somebody thinks of blaming us -
wahahahaha...Originally posted by Fatum:ah .... Canadians and Americans ....
they are like two brothers living next to each other but can barely get along, though the kids on both side likes to play in each other's backyard ....
that doesn't include Quebec though, they are on the same continent but on another planet ....
quebec...
me got nothing to say!!
other than...i love nunavut and the inuits
and building igloos and spearing fish -
speaking of war...Originally posted by laurence82:This is the real cause behind the war
the war of 1812
by the arrogant worms:
Come back proud canadian's,
To before you had TV.
No hockey night in canada,
there was no CBC.
In 1812 madison was mad,
He was the president you know.
Well he thought he'd tell the british where they ought to go.
He thought he'd invade canada,
He thought that he was tough.
Instead we went to washington,
And burned down all his stuff.
And the white house burned, burned, burned.
And we're the ones that did it,
It burned, burned, burned.
While the president ran and cried,
It burned, burned, burned.
And things were very historical,
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies WaWaWa
In the war of 1812.
Those hilbilies from kentucky,
Dressed in green and red.
Left home to fight in canada,
But they returned home dead.
It's the only war the yankies lost except for veitnam.
And also the alomo and the bay of ham.
The looser was america,
The winner was ourselfs.
So join right in and gloat about the war of 1812.
And the white house burned, burned, burned.
And we're the ones that did it,
It burned, burned, burned.
While the president ran and cried,
It burned, burned, burned.
And things were very historical,
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies WaWaWa
In the war of 1812.
In 1812 we were just sitting around,
Minding our own business,
Putting crops into the ground.
We heard the soilders coming,
And we didn't like that sound.
So we took a boat to washington and burned it to the ground.
Oh we fired our guns but the yankies kept on a coming,
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and the yankies started running,
Down the mississippi to the gulf of mexico.
They ran through the snow,
And they ran through the forest,
They ran through the bushes where the beavers wouldn't go,
They ran so fast they forgot to take they're culture,
Back to america, and gulf and mexico.
So if you go to washington,
It's building clean and nice,
Bring a pack of matches,
And we'll burn the white house twice.
And the white house burned, burned, burned,
But the americans wont admit it.
It burned, burned, burned...
It burned and burned and burned
It burned, burned, burned
I bet that made them mad.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies WaWaWa
In the war of 1812. -
Strangely, the War of 1812 was between the British and the Americans
i am not sure if there were proper Canadians then -
the Canadians like to think they whooped ass ... but it was actually the brits ....Originally posted by laurence82:Strangely, the War of 1812 was between the British and the Americans
i am not sure if there were proper Canadians then
ah .... whatever, they are all cousins anyways ..... -
what do you call PROPER canadians though??
come to think of it...WHO are the REAL canadians??
the aboriginals???
lalalalalalaaaa...nvm...
come....who wants to give me free canadian history lessons...
squeeze a few hundred years into one paragraph please -
all are related what.Originally posted by Fatum:the Canadians like to think they whooped ass ... but it was actually the brits ....
ah .... whatever, they are all cousins anyways .....
we are all descendants of LUCY -
There was no country called Canada at the time of the war, hence there was no CanadiansOriginally posted by udontknowme:what do you call PROPER canadians though??
come to think of it...WHO are the REAL canadians??
the aboriginals???
lalalalalalaaaa...nvm...
come....who wants to give me free canadian history lessons...
squeeze a few hundred years into one paragraph please
Haha -
talking about now lah...Originally posted by laurence82:There was no country called Canada at the time of the war, hence there was no Canadians
Haha
cos arent the people there originally from great britain?? -
not all from great britain .... there were a bunch of them from frogland too ....
there are still little towns around here and alberta whose inhabitants speak german or ukrainian ..... -
happy canadian day
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those from frogland not countedOriginally posted by Fatum:not all from great britain .... there were a bunch of them from frogland too ....
there are still little towns around here and alberta whose inhabitants speak german or ukrainian .....
thank you