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An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?"
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During a war, a plane got shot down by enemy fire.
The pilot and co-pilot of the fighter plane ejected to safety and found themselves on a deserted island. Unknown to them, the island was home to cannibals. So the story goes... They were captured by the cannibals. The leader of the group walks over to them.
Cannibal Chief: I'll let you off if you can fulfil 2 conditions. The 1st condition is to bring me 10 fruits.
The pilot and co-pilot went off to search for the fruits. Half an hour later, the pilot returned with 10 longans. The cannibal chief then states his second condition.
Cannibal Chief: Good. I want you to insert the longans into your a5shole. If you fail to do so, we'll stew you.
The pilot manages to stuff 8 longans up his a5shole. On his 9th longan, he finally could not stand it anymore. He broke into laughter and all the longans came out. The cannibal chief was puzzled.
Cannibal Chief: You almost succeeded. Why did you laugh?
Pilot: Look at my stupid co-pilot! He came back with 10 big durians!
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huh? dont get it...............Originally posted by Kuali Baba:The Pyramid Returns ...
Pre-World Cup 1998, there was a theory going round that England would win the World Cup, based upon the following palendromic "proof"
1966 England
1970 Brazil
1974 Germany
1978 Argentina
1982 Italy
1986 Argentina
1990 Germany
1994 Brazil
1998 England ???
The originators of that theory have re-examined this proof and have come up with an equally palendromic proof which clearly shows why England didn't win:
1970 Won Fuck all
1974 Won Fuck all
1978 Won Fuck all
1982 Won Fuck all
1986 Won Fuck all
1990 Won Fuck all
1994 Won Fuck all
1998 Won Fuck all
From www.t-army.com -
