How should a guy ask a gal to make love without seeming like a desperado? Let's say they are close enough to go steady soon.
Girls hate guys who beat around the bush. Normally they start farking after going steady, not when they are not steady yet. Get the priorities right. Close enough, and steady are still worlds apart.
oei, ai sio gan mai?
show her ur d!ck and tell her it's all hard and ready to enter her
Originally posted by FireIce:oei, ai sio gan mai?
wah! ler ar neh hiong ar !?
Just put your hand on the honey-pot and you will soon find out if you are going to get some, or if the timing is out of sync, you could get slapped:-)
ask whether she wan to earn extra a not ???
Tell her that the last three women that you slept with all ended up winning the lottery on the same day and keep telling everyone that it was you that gave them the good luck:-)
stick a pair of horns on to your head the next time you are with her.
i read 1 funny one before..
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*asking a girl to come over to your position using the finger bending thing*
if i can make you come with 1 finger..imagine what i can do with 10
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hmm how about: "I've got a buck, wanna fuck?"
show her your thiny dicky
Aiyo!!! Just start off by kissing her passionately ......
Get her in the " mood "
usually i just sit in 1 corner then all the girls will come ask me whether can fuck me or not... i said no because i belong to FireIce and angel7030 already. I am pregnant with their kid so I must be faithful to them.
Originally posted by FireIce:oei, ai sio gan mai?
yah lor, this is last time FireIce's pickup line to sian me, really so obiang hor... but she force me down, i tried to resist and push her away but she too strong, then before i know it, she tear off my clothes and start banging me non-stop until i fainted. when i woke up, i am pregnant.
eh want fuck bo?
aiyo aiyo ai yo mai
stick your tongue out, repeat this for a few times and she will get your hint.
Originally posted by Rooney9:stick your tongue out, repeat this for a few times and she will get your hint.
she will buy you a tongue scrapper and a toothbrush.
no need to say
juz do it
everywhere u wan as long as it in ur home can lia0