Dear Auntie Auntie......
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Having problems? Need a listening ear?
Sick of patronising advices? Want REAL LIFE advice?
Put down your worries, sorrows, joys and deep dark secrets here! our resident Auntie Antagonized will help you on your way
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a fren of a fren of somebody recently asked this question:
"Will you search for your true love, someone u loves very much?? or will you juz settled for a person who loves you more than you do??
In other words, will you rather be the person who loves or be loved??"
Seriously dear, why search? wat is yours is yours. if the person is not yours means YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH for him/her.
to love or be loved does not matter, what matters is GOT MONEY OR NOT!
if u got the money, chicks/hunks will cum. if u don't, too bad.
p/s: if u are dirt rich, pm me
love,
Auntie Antagonized -
i'm broke.. therefore i'm destined to die alone
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u and all your boy toys and u are broke??? nay!!!!!
Originally posted by the Bear:i'm broke.. therefore i'm destined to die alone -
what toys?
if you're talking about my handcuffs, they're issued Originally posted by the_don:u and all your boy toys and u are broke??? nay!!!!! -
a fren of a fren of a fren of nobody asked this question:
"any of u out there who have a girlfriend please tell me why my girlfriend do not like me to masturbate. she do not let me masturbate and do not let me masturbate her either. why?"
Auntie here asked Uncle and here is wat Uncle says:
maybe from your galfren's point of view, seeing u masturbate must have been funnier than America's Funniest Home videos.
ie, you got a small prick and no skill. period.
Love,
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ooooo la la!!! didn't know u swing that wayOriginally posted by the Bear:what toys?
if you're talking about my handcuffs, they're issued -
i think for Fudge Tunnel, the most apt song would be the theme song from Denis Leary's standup act, Cure For Cancer
for the great brown eye -
me also broke that mean me destined to be alone too??Originally posted by the Bear:i'm broke.. therefore i'm destined to die alone
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nah.. it's a gag
the best things in life are free, yet priceless!
Originally posted by Dj_Shadow:me also broke that mean me destined to be alone too?? -
nope... u got your shadow
love,
Auntie Antagonized.Originally posted by Dj_Shadow:me also broke that mean me destined to be alone too?? -
wat song ah? me don't know
Originally posted by the Bear:i think for Fudge Tunnel, the most apt song would be the theme song from Denis Leary's standup act, Cure For Cancer
for the great brown eye -
folks.. i like to sing a song about the american dream
about me about you.
about the way our american hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chest.. about the special feeling we get in the cockles of our heart.. maybe below the cockles.. maybe in the sub-cockle region.. maybe in the liver.. maybe in the kidneys.. or maybe even in the colon..
i'm just an regular joe
with a regular job
i'm your average white
suburbanite slob
i like football and porno
and books about war
i have an average house
with a nice hardwood floor
my wife and my job and my kids and my car
my feet on the table, with a cuban cigar -
yeah, it's true...Originally posted by the Bear:nah.. it's a gag
the best things in life are free, yet priceless! -
ya hor...Originally posted by the_don:nope... u got your shadow
love,
Auntie Antagonized. But if switch off the light, no shadow leh... 
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Ni Shi Jing Cha??Originally posted by the Bear:what toys?
if you're talking about my handcuffs, they're issued 
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sleep with lights on lohOriginally posted by Dj_Shadow:ya hor... But if switch off the light, no shadow leh...
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Ni3 Shi4 Xiao3 Tou1 ?Originally posted by Troy437:Ni Shi Jing Cha??