Do you think user are idiots?
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Few years back a bank call me up for 1st round interview on phone as a IT Helpdesk.
She ask me "Do you think user are idiots?"
I replied "Yes, I think so"
She said "Thank you, will call you again if you selected for 2nd interview"
She never call again.
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me no no. but me think kway damn smart. earn money a lot one.
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how abt this:
Sardar Singh to salesman: I want curtains for my computer.
Salesman: But Sir, computers don't need curtains.
Sadar: Hellooooooo, my computer has WINDOWS!
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i tink tt was a gd ans wat..Originally posted by F.O.S:Few years back a bank call me up for 1st round interview on phone as a IT Helpdesk.
She ask me "Do you think user are idiots?"
I replied "Yes, I think so"
She said "Thank you, will call you again if you selected for 2nd interview"
She never call again.
What you think? any story to share?
if they so good then call u IT helpdesk for wat??? -
should've added on and said, BUT, i never let them think i view them like that
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another point .... not all IT helpdesk ppl are smart too
can be pretty amazing that they do not know the basic stuff at times .....
anyway, helpdesk staff turnover is one of the fastest moving sectors of the IT industry. as soon as another offer comes along or if they manage to improve themselves .... off they go -
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something users will like best when instructions are given.. keke -
I remembered this user who left his PDA in a taxi and posted a thread in LOA hoping the PDA will come back eventually.
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LOA ?Originally posted by ditzy:I remembered this user who left his PDA in a taxi and posted a thread in LOA hoping the PDA will come back eventually.
leave of absence? -
I can't make my hints subtle with you around can I? Lights Of Atlantis.Originally posted by bismarck:LOA ?
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orh..POSTED a thread in LOA...i thought something a LOA...Originally posted by ditzy:I can't make my hints subtle with you around can I? Lights Of Atlantis. -
got idiot tech support oso
Miss Lim: harlow? singnet ah? i cannot get onto the internet....i think i might have caught a virus...
Tech: oh ok....madam, can u email ur problem to us?
Miss Lim: i cannot get connected to the internet
Tech: yes madam, please write an email to us and we'll help u solve your problem
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ops... kekekekeOriginally posted by FireIce:got idiot tech support oso
Miss Lim: harlow? singnet ah? i cannot get onto the internet....i think i might have caught a virus...
Tech: oh ok....madam, can u email ur problem to us?
Miss Lim: i cannot get connected to the internet
Tech: yes madam, please write an email to us and we'll help u solve your problem
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hello , you just like to follow behind me huhOriginally posted by ditzy:I remembered this user who left his PDA in a taxi and posted a thread in LOA hoping the PDA will come back eventually. -
I enjoy taunting. Do you?Originally posted by F.O.S:hello , you just like to follow behind me huh -
This tech support pilot fish already has experience with the user who's currently on the line.
"She's a particularly obnoxious client who struggled in the past to comprehend the difference between her monitor (which clearly was her
computer) and the base machine (obviously her hard drive) -- terminology that all support staff clearly need to learn," fish says.
Today the problem is that the keyboard won't clear the PC's screen saver, so the computer can't be used.
"All the usual methods were tried," says fish. "Moving the mouse. Clicking with the mouse. Hitting the Enter key. Even trying the Ctrl-Alt-Delete combination, which, I might point out, requires an enormous amount of coordination and skill to perform from verbal instructions. All to no avail.
"So when all else fails, press the reset switch on the hard drive -- difficult to describe where to find over the phone, but luckily this is a known button."
Unfortunately, even pressing reset doesn't help. The PC appears to be locked up solidly -- but with the screen saver still running.
Fish goes back to square one. Please explain again, for the second time, exactly what the problem is, he tells the user.
"The screen saver is staying up and the mouse and keyboard do not work," user says.
Most problems are the result of a change, fish thinks -- usually a change made by the user. Is there anything different about the computer today from the way it worked yesterday? he asks.
"Yes," she says. "The screen saver is different."
How is it different?
"It has a message that says 'Check Signal.' "
Problem solved! fish tells user. That means the base machine -- the hard drive -- is not switched on.
"The computer must be on," she replies. "Otherwise the screen saver would not be working!" -
your keyboard sux compared to mineOriginally posted by DevilAngel77:
something users will like best when instructions are given.. keke 
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hmm i saw one pic damn funny. they say microsoft user need this special gadget that only have 3 keys. ctrl alt del