On behalf of ditzy:Originally posted by shinta:*opens a foldable table, place a glass of sand in the middle of the table. sticks 3 sticks of incense inside.*
*kneels down n pray... Dear Ditzy... why am i earnin so little? please advice.*![]()
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*waits for dit jie to shoot back*
Originally posted by charlize:On behalf of ditzy:
1) English spelling must improve first. "Advice" in this case should be spelt "advise".
2) Why are you earning so little? Guan wo pi shi. Really.
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If I come give offerings will Ditzy be able to suggest a 4D number to buy?Originally posted by charlize:... "Why is my cozy corner so quiet?"
... "Why are there no offerings on my shrine?"
It has already been done.Originally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:If I come give offerings will Ditzy be able to suggest a 4D number to buy?
Sorry.Originally posted by Matthew Lim Li Hao:![]()
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Well good on you.Originally posted by LazerLordz:Dear Ditzy,
I want an Australian PR.
*Places offerings of huge burgers and fries*.![]()
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Here's a sampan.Originally posted by LazerLordz:Dear Ditzy,
I want an Australian PR.
*Places offerings of huge burgers and fries*.![]()
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Fuck you.Originally posted by iveco:Dear Ditzy,
I want Coolger to turn into Bonnie Wright.
/me places Harry Potter books 1 to 5 on altar.![]()
Originally posted by charlize:Here's a sampan.
The trip from Singapore to Australia may take a few weeks.
You might also want to bring some sea sick pills with you.
Oh yes, the granting of this wish is on condition that you never come within 100m from the nearest policeman or immigration officer.
But if you do, I have only one thing to say to you.
I don't like fries.
Fuck you.Originally posted by iveco:Dear Ditzy,
I want Coolger to turn into Bonnie Wright.
/me places Harry Potter books 1 to 5 on altar.![]()
Originally posted by charlize:Here's a sampan.
The trip from Singapore to Australia may take a few weeks.
You might also want to bring some sea sick pills with you.
Oh yes, the granting of this wish is on condition that you never come within 100m from the nearest policeman or immigration officer.
But if you do, I have only one thing to say to you.
I don't like fries.
Too much smileys can give you indigestion.Originally posted by shinta:![]()
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Originally posted by charlize:Too much smileys can give you indigestion.
Poor thing, I hope it kills you.Originally posted by shinta:
i'm havin a slight case of indigestion![]()
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