this is from a sergent's mug in my office:
Top 10 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex:
10. It doesn't consider u easy when u eat it.
09. It's ok to indulge around parents.
08. No need to shower afterwards.
07. you can have kisses and tell.
06. It melts in your mouth.
05. A box can last all night.
04. You can eat it anytime.
03. When u unwrap it u know what u're getting.
02. It comes with OR without nuts!
01. ITS SAFE!
