Official Chinese Dialect Vulgar Language Centre

• laurence82

  2 Jan 04, 02:21

  Hey make this topic where you can spew dialect vulgar words, but of course not at one another. Yay!
• Alex Wong

  2 Jan 04, 02:25

  HGG
  
  
• laurence82

  2 Jan 04, 02:30

  Urm, maybe we type it out in full? Then we know what you say.
• audlenelee

  2 Jan 04, 02:46

  poo boh
• wuming78

  2 Jan 04, 08:16

  Originally posted by Alex Wong:

  HGG
  
  

  ? think we spew oso mus explain wat they mean, esp those not-so-common ones.
• Alex Wong

  2 Jan 04, 09:07

  HAO GAO GAN!
  
  
• Ah Ma

  2 Jan 04, 10:30

  pubosai!!!~
• FireIce

  2 Jan 04, 10:30

  do u hate MLM so much tt u wanna divert the topics?
• laurence82

  2 Jan 04, 10:36

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  do u hate MLM so much tt u wanna divert the topics?

  Correction, I am in MLM myself, but its been sian talking about it all the time, plus I am a Gemini, I lack concentration and focus, muahahahhaha
• Dudu

  2 Jan 04, 10:37

  KNN!!! NNB!!! I hate you!! Muahaha. o.O
• Ah Ma

  2 Jan 04, 10:37

  Kan ni na bu chao chee bye, chao Chee bye, Lan jiao nua, Kum lan
  Kua simi lanjiao, Lao chee bye, Pua chee bye, Nin na bu eh lau chee bye, Sam pat, Gui Keng, Gui Tao, Gan lee eh Chor Gong, Bo lam pa, Gan Lee Eh Ka Cher-ng,Ho Lang Kan,Lu Lao Bu Ho Lang Kan,Pa Jui Cheng,Chee Go Pek,,Sai Li Niang, CheebyeKia,Thor Kong Lan, Mak puki, Lu chiak sai, Chow Chee Pong, Chee Pek
  Chiu cheng, Kan ka lu si, Chee bye bin, Kan nia lau bu chaw chee bai, Chao Log, Pu Nin Bo A Chow Chee Bye, Ka Na Sai, Lao Bu Si
  Lao Beh Si, Lu Siong Hah Mik Lan Jiao
• laurence82

  2 Jan 04, 10:38

  Originally posted by Ah Ma:

  Kan ni na bu chao chee bye, chao Chee bye, Lan jiao nua, Kum lan
  Kua simi lanjiao, Lao chee bye, Pua chee bye, Nin na bu eh lau chee bye, Sam pat, Gui Keng, Gui Tao, Gan lee eh Chor Gong, Bo lam pa, Gan Lee Eh Ka Cher-ng,Ho Lang Kan,Lu Lao Bu Ho Lang Kan,Pa Jui Cheng,Chee Go Pek,,Sai Li Niang, CheebyeKia,Thor Kong Lan, Mak puki, Lu chiak sai, Chow Chee Pong, Chee Pek
  Chiu cheng, Kan ka lu si, Chee bye bin, Kan nia lau bu chaw chee bai, Chao Log, Pu Nin Bo A Chow Chee Bye, Ka Na Sai, Lao Bu Si
  Lao Beh Si, Lu Siong Hah Mik Lan Jiao

  Wah, Ah Ma so good wor, even better than my own Ah Ma!!!!
• laurence82

  8 Jan 04, 12:01

  Pua chee bye
  Pu bo kia
• shining_force

  8 Jan 04, 22:16

  Lao Cheebye!
  :Old pussy
• s|nNeD

  8 Jan 04, 22:23

  Originally posted by Ah Ma:

  Kan ni na bu chao chee bye, chao Chee bye, Lan jiao nua, Kum lan
  Kua simi lanjiao, Lao chee bye, Pua chee bye, Nin na bu eh lau chee bye, Sam pat, Gui Keng, Gui Tao, Gan lee eh Chor Gong, Bo lam pa, Gan Lee Eh Ka Cher-ng,Ho Lang Kan,Lu Lao Bu Ho Lang Kan,Pa Jui Cheng,Chee Go Pek,,Sai Li Niang, CheebyeKia,Thor Kong Lan, Mak puki, Lu chiak sai, Chow Chee Pong, Chee Pek
  Chiu cheng, Kan ka lu si, Chee bye bin, Kan nia lau bu chaw chee bai, Chao Log, Pu Nin Bo A Chow Chee Bye, Ka Na Sai, Lao Bu Si
  Lao Beh Si, Lu Siong Hah Mik Lan Jiao

  
  respect!!!
• shining_force

  8 Jan 04, 22:23

  KAN NI NA BU/ KAN NI NA BU CHAO CHEE BYE
  The rudest phrase of all. Use only if you wish to be beaten up or want other people to think you were raised in a longkang. Literally: "Fuck your mother/Fuck your mother's smelly cunt."
  
  TIU/TIU LEI LO MO/TIU LEI LO MO CHAO HAI
  "Tiu" is the Cantonese equivalent of the Hokkien "kan", meaning "fuck". And "tiu lei lo mo" is "fuck your old mother", and the ultimate is "tiu lei lo mo chao hai", which has the same as that thermonuclear weapon of Hokkien swearing "kan ni na bu chao chee bye". If you want to be discreet, with the right intonation "tiu lei lo mo chao lo hai" can also mean "throw your mother's smelly old shoes away".
  
  LAN LAN (Contributed by Minglun)
  (lahn-lahn)
  Hokkien term which literally translates as "penis, penis". It means to have no other choice.
  "Gah'men say must do, we lan lan also must do."
  
  
• laurence82

  8 Jan 04, 22:24

  Originally posted by shining_force:

  Lao Cheebye!
  :Old pussy

  Xin Jiao aka Young Prick?
  
  Hehe
• laurence82

  8 Jan 04, 22:27

  Originally posted by shining_force:

  KAN NI NA BU/ KAN NI NA BU CHAO CHEE BYE
  The rudest phrase of all. Use only if you wish to be beaten up or want other people to think you were raised in a longkang. Literally: "Fuck your mother/Fuck your mother's smelly cunt."
  
  TIU/TIU LEI LO MO/TIU LEI LO MO CHAO HAI
  "Tiu" is the Cantonese equivalent of the Hokkien "kan", meaning "fuck". And "tiu lei lo mo" is "fuck your old mother", and the ultimate is "tiu lei lo mo chao hai", which has the same as that thermonuclear weapon of Hokkien swearing "kan ni na bu chao chee bye". If you want to be discreet, with the right intonation "tiu lei lo mo chao lo hai" can also mean "throw your mother's smelly old shoes away".
  
  LAN LAN (Contributed by Minglun)
  (lahn-lahn)
  Hokkien term which literally translates as "penis, penis". It means to have no other choice.
  "Gah'men say must do, we lan lan also must do."
  
  

  Wah shining force, please contribute and "educate" us in this world of vulgarities we should have been exposed to........
• tibirg

  29 Jan 04, 11:39

  ok thats it....im studying those right now....
• laurence82

  15 Feb 04, 05:39

  Chao Chee Bye, this topic bo lang post har?
• laurence82

  5 Mar 04, 10:57

  Na beh, really bor lang har?
• IamAngeline

  5 Mar 04, 11:49

  
  
  /me exit~
• audlenelee

  5 Mar 04, 11:52

  Originally posted by Ah Ma:

  Kan ni na bu chao chee bye, chao Chee bye, Lan jiao nua, Kum lan
  Kua simi lanjiao, Lao chee bye, Pua chee bye, Nin na bu eh lau chee bye, Sam pat, Gui Keng, Gui Tao, Gan lee eh Chor Gong, Bo lam pa, Gan Lee Eh Ka Cher-ng,Ho Lang Kan,Lu Lao Bu Ho Lang Kan,Pa Jui Cheng,Chee Go Pek,,Sai Li Niang, CheebyeKia,Thor Kong Lan, Mak puki, Lu chiak sai, Chow Chee Pong, Chee Pek
  Chiu cheng, Kan ka lu si, Chee bye bin, Kan nia lau bu chaw chee bai, Chao Log, Pu Nin Bo A Chow Chee Bye, Ka Na Sai, Lao Bu Si
  Lao Beh Si, Lu Siong Hah Mik Lan Jiao

  /salute
• Mozzy

  5 Mar 04, 12:08

  Originally posted by Ah Ma:

  Kan ni na bu chao chee bye, chao Chee bye, Lan jiao nua, Kum lan
  Kua simi lanjiao, Lao chee bye, Pua chee bye, Nin na bu eh lau chee bye, Sam pat, Gui Keng, Gui Tao, Gan lee eh Chor Gong, Bo lam pa, Gan Lee Eh Ka Cher-ng,Ho Lang Kan,Lu Lao Bu Ho Lang Kan,Pa Jui Cheng,Chee Go Pek,,Sai Li Niang, CheebyeKia,Thor Kong Lan, Mak puki, Lu chiak sai, Chow Chee Pong, Chee Pek
  Chiu cheng, Kan ka lu si, Chee bye bin, Kan nia lau bu chaw chee bai, Chao Log, Pu Nin Bo A Chow Chee Bye, Ka Na Sai, Lao Bu Si
  Lao Beh Si, Lu Siong Hah Mik Lan Jiao

  
  Sibei fierce ar... lol
  Add a couple more can compile Dictionary liao...
  "The Oxford Official Vuglarities Dictionary"
• Lingos

  7 Mar 04, 08:40

  Where are all the canto vulgarities?