Hiya Reliv people
Is this a cult? can I join do I get a discount for joining, will I earn lots of money selling this Reliv Product cause u know I jobless and I am pretty desperate to find quickie cash.
Heath Products hahaha that's a good one. Can u imagine how happy the world will be if everyone decided that health products were the future food substance that replaces what we call 'food'. my fellow RELIV SELLERS!!! do u remember the time when u once enjoyed fried noodles, hmm pork chops, beef noodles, ice cream, seafood yummy innit. Why suffer so much, why put yourelf into eating tablets, no wait now it's powder because it absorbs better lol, oh wait I got an even better absorbant way- HOW ABOUT INJECTIONS! rite up the backside, your face will look like
after that the effect will come and u will look like
and in the end once you're satisfied u will look like
, but if you're not happy with the product u will look like
and we will refund u with a money back guarantee. Unfortunately we are not liable for whatever that has cause your body to become. You will get your money back though and use 90% of your money back guarantee to see the doctor.
Reliv is for everyone or not for everyone....Hmmm I tell u these days alot of people are trying to sell u things that they market to be good for u. Yes better be cautious and just be happy with your body. Why not, instead of spending whatever it cost to buy these Reliv that will only boost your ego 'PLACEBO' hehe nice word I finally looked up in the dictionary and understand what it means and I think you're rite many advertisements exploit your outer or inner ego to sell their products and I guess Reliv really did a fine job with it otherwise it wouldn't be on the Stock Market yea...Oooo pretty good NASDAQ dude wow, hope there won't be a stock market crash otherwise it wouldn't look good eh
But anyways just eat lots of fruits rite, dun take fatty breakfast, fatty lunchg, fatty dinner, exercise alot and drink lots of water. If u put your mind into it, I am pretty sure you wouldn't need RELIV -nice name by the way but I dunno what it's suppose to mean become alive again maybe. Well if u have the commitment to do that why do u need health products?! Who are the targetted sales ppl when it comes to health products. Those who are already living a healthy lifestyle dun need this products. So I conclude that it only target those who are chubby, those who feels they are old and want to look younger 'Reverse age'
Wow I'm 61 years old and if u reverse my age, now I'm 16! yea!. Ultralite - are you trying to say that the can that I bought from u is super lite and it's not worth the money I pay cause I will finish it in 4 days? or does it mean that u will make me ultra lite. Anyways, those who are chubby and those who want to look younger will want to buy these products rite and oh yea those who feels that they eat not enuf vitamins and want to have more vitamins. If I was one of those ppl I sure hope I can just take those health products and at the same time not disrupting my normal eating routing habits. I wanna eat pizza, eat fried noodles, drink milkshake, sit down watch tv and slurp on my can of beer and after that feeling guilty take a cup of those magic shakes that I pay so much for and expect it to relief me from being fat. If this is the product that will work like that I would gladly pay 1000 dollars cause this things is precious. But if I have to supplement my meals for that one cup of shake that will make me feel giddy, visit my toilet bowl and cause weird stuff do my body should I not follow strict prescriptions then I tell u this is not for me. Humans are lazy
Anyways take care now
P.S Just remember, like every company, if u can't meet your quota, u'll be out of job. If u meet your quota, u will have lesser friends cause u have turned all your the people around u into customers. When everyone is a customer, everyone talks about money. Is money everything in life? Yup? well good for you continue your job well done
We live in a new era ' The Reliv Age'.
Dun take any offence u sensitive people, I was just sufing through to look for relieving stress and accidentally found this funny forum. Just curious and went on the website to find what u guys were talking about. Reliv - just another health product in the market lol