The Funniest(& Stupidest) MLM Products
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1) The Miracle Water
(At shopping centre)
A: Woo, what's that? May I have a Sip?
B(MLM): Yea, but only if you buy 20.
A: ....
A: but thats like the whole CRATE!
B: Well, good things cost more
A: What does it do?
B: It prevents aging, has vitamins and minerals, gives you good skin, and detoxifies your system.
(C, a passerby walks in...)
C: Wow, nice drink, Sample right? Then GIMME THAT!
C Snatched bottle from B's hands, and gulped down the contents greedily
B: Hey! You!
(A few seconds later...)
C: WTH, what's happening to me....
C Drops Bottles...
clutches his chest,
and drop dead
A: Oh my God, he's not breathing. There's no pulse!!! U MURDERER!
B: Fret not, And now, lemme
demonstrate how a RESURRECTION can be done with
THIS product...
Amen... -
2) The Cancer Prevention Bracelet
(Serious! There is such an MLM product.)
Characters:
G, MLM Salesman
A,Myself
G: Take a look at our life saver...
(Whips out a bracelet)
The Cancer Prevention Bracelet!!!
a: oh this is a charity for cancer prevention?
G: No No, not a charity, It really prevents cancer.
A: ????
G: Wear it on your wrist. And the bracelet will reflect all the cancer causing rays around.
A: SO everyone around me gets cancer except me???
G: (Ignores my Comment) Wear it whenever you can.
A: What happens if I take it out
G: try not too lah, see, we are all wearing it
A Gazes around, sees Zombie-like multi level marketers all around him, hands tucked. They all have that same souless expression on their faces.
"Take him down!"
One of them shouts. A few of them start to close in on A, while the rest of them start to chant in some weird language.
(panic...)
A: Bye guys,haha, gtg...
Cuts through the zombies,heads to the back door and Flees..---THE END---- ---
Scripted By ViciousCycle Speaks.
All Situations on the script are entirely FICTIONAL. Any similarites to actual events are purely Coincidental. _____________