1 banks are doing MLM now
its minor, its still direct one to one selling.
2 best company, best product, best team, best package, best plans
funny, every company seems to say they are the best. if this is so, which one is really the best?
3 Bill Gates and Microsoft
bill gate did not make his money doing MLM. He made his money doing IT and programming.
4 business opportunity
You are right, an opportunity to lose business, money and friendship.
5 business owner
Lie, you are never a business owner in MLM.
6 cash flow quadrant
Correct. The slave unpaid employee quadrant.
7 China, Vietnam, India and Russia is now into MLM, billions and billions to be made.
Yah, the whole universe also, except that MLM takes up only a few percent of the billions to be made.
8 civil servants are now going into network marketing, because there's no more iron ricebowl or job security for them.
When people are desperate, they will take up anything... including MLM to con others.
9 difference between pyramid selling and Network marketing
Ya there are differences, except both also have ethics and honesty issues.
10 don't be a frog in the well, come out and see the world.
Thanks, if I want to see the world, I don't have to con my friends to pay for me.
11 dual income
For the company, dual out flow of money for you.
12 singapore government now encourage people to go into entrepreneurship
MLM is not proper entrepreneurship, its working for other entrepreneurs who start MLM
13 even casinos these days have gone MLM.
Right, then better join casinos.
14 even universities like Harvard, Cambridge, NUS and NTU are lecturing on network marketing
One of the greatest lies of MLM. They do not teach it. Actually they do, they teach why MLM is so screwed up.
15 everything in the future is MLM
Yah, we have been hearing that for the past century.
16 everything now is MLM
Interesting how MLM takes up so little percentage of a country's GDP. Then the rest? Robbery?
17 financial freedom
Yes, MLM frees you from your finance. It gives you a bonus too, it frees you from your friends also.
18 Forbes magazine, Fortune magazine
Yes, glorying the MLM companies. Are you the company or do you work in it?
19 franchising like McDonalds'
Thats franchising. Go take a business course to understand the difference between both.
20 global plan
Yes, and also world domination and conquering of countries. Which plan don't have?
21 lawyers, doctors, highly paid professionals, pilots, Mediacorp artistes all join MLM now.
And.. so have lawyers, doctors, highly paid professionals, pilots, Mediacorp artistes all drop out of MLM now.
22 MLM is a highly respected profession in major developed countries like US, Canada, Britain, Australia, Japan.
Highly respected? Then why do you look like a rat face to me?
23 MLM is selling through by word of mouth.
But MLM is not solely word of mouth. You need to take up a marketing course.
24 MLM is the future
Heard that 70 years ago.
25 more and more companies doing MLM
More and more companies went bankkrupt because of it.
26 move into the 21st century, and move with the trend
Yes, just that The trend is not MLM.
27 new set-up
Old cover-up
28 new wave of marketing
Yah, the wave has been around for more than 70 yrs.
29 no job security
Correct, thats what MLM don't have --- security.
30 no more permanent jobs, all contract jobs nowadays.
Ya, so the MLM company can kick you out anytime since they contracted you.
31 Now is the best time to go into MLM.
So did they say 70 years ago.
32 parables of the pipeline
Where money gets transfered from the dumb to the smart.
33 passive income - no need to work and then money just comes in.
No need to work? really? then why are you here working to recruit me?
34 people in the comfort zone,
Better comfort than to lie.
35 people who are lazy, losers, ignorant
You mean the MLMers?
Lazy because want quick money and no need to work money just come in?
Losers because lose money and friends?
Ignorant because don't know the truth and deceived by lies of MLM?
36 people who are under-achievers
You are find lots of under-achievers in MLM, thats why they are called downlines. Get it?
37 people who don't try
Then why don't you try doing honest living for a change?
38 people who have no ambitions
My ambition does not include lying and cheating. Thank you.
39 people who have no self-confidence
Reply on lying and cheating. Thanks for reinforcing you.
40 proven track record
Ya, MLM has a well proven track record of failure.
41 recession
Ya, you need a lesson in economics?
42 refuse to change your mindset
Wait. Who is the one who is so fixated the MLM is the one and only way?
43 residual income
Then why are you prospecting me?
44 retire early
Retire now, show me.
45 Robert Kiyosaki's rich dad poor dad, Donald Trump
Kiyosaki does not do MLM, he makes money out of selling his materials to the MLMers.
Trump has denied doing MLM, he specialises in real estate.
Please be updated before you lie.
46 selling in XXX number of countries
Which MNC does not?
47 Singaporeans afraid of failure
You? Aren't you afraid that you cannot con a single person and no money for you?
48 Singaporeans cannot make it
Then why are you still trying to recruit singaporeans?
49 Singaporeans too afraid to try new things
MLM is not new. Too many singaporeans have tried it. You are here too late.
50 Singaporeans too over-protected by Government
and MLM wants to go against the government?
51 so and so quit his $50,000 per month job and join this MLM company.
and finds himself penniless and lonely.
52 so and so who is involved in MLM now drives Mercedes, BMW, Ferrari.
and has to pay for the instalment until he is eating roadside leftovers.
53 the world is changing
Yet you claim MLM is not.
54 work at your own time, do during your free time
If you do MLM your free time will be even lesser if you want to make any money off it.
55 If they are cheating, they won't open so many offices, sell so many products and hire so many people.
Because so many other offices close down, need to replace.
So many products get expensive and complains, need to replace.
So many people drop out, need to find new goons to replace.
56 If they are cheating, they would have embezzle all the money and disappear .
Thats exactly what some MLMers did.
57 network marketing is now worth XXX billions of dollars in USA, and worth YYY billions of dollars in singapore alone and still growing.
Hmm.. interesting why it is still a very small percent of GDP
58 network marketing now has XXX billions of ppl doing it in USA, and YYY thousands of ppl doing it in Singapore
Wow, look at how many Bill Gates we have.
59 No point talking to people who don't understand and cannot see the future potential of MLM lah!!
That's true. Not everyone can see the future of MLM going down the drain, no point talking to them.
60 Our products are made by the oldest, biggest, most established, most renowned factory in Europe, USA, Japan, Australia.
Wow, funny... every MLM company says that.
61 This MLM company is audited by Ernst and Young / Deloitte and Touche / KPMG / PWC
These are the most famous you can get with the money you con, what else do you expect?
62 This MLM company is listed in New York, London and Hong Kong, and going to be listed in SGX also.
So you are making the MLM bosses rich eh?
63 this Network marketing company is certified and approved by Lee and Lee.
Show me the certificate. Lee and Lee has sworned to sue anyone who make this sort of claims.
64 We going to invest massively in computer, e-business and internet technologies to market our products.
and which company does not?
65 We have just launched our new product.
so its unproven?
66 We have the money, the credibility, the cutting edge software and a well runned system.
funny every company says this...
67 We have just opened a new office at Suntec City / Clarke Quay / Raffles Place
so your company have foolishly spend lavish amount of money for self-glorification? I won't deal with those who anyhow spend.
68 We have just opened a new branch in KL / Jakarta / Taipei / Bangkok
run of people to con in singapore?
69 MLM is the fastest and the only way for the poor like us to be rich.
another big lie, i thought you said its not a get rich quick scheme?
70 MLM will render all the traditional selling, advertising and marketing obsolete
thanks, heard that 50 years ago and today traditional selling, advertising and marketing grows even bigger than ever.
71 "HOW MUCH ARE YOU EARNING???? only $XXXX???, MLMers also earn more than you!!!!"
Because I don't know how to cheat as well as them.
72 "How much is a can of Coke? Do you know how much is its manufactured price? Do you feel exploited?";
Better exploited by money than our friendship and trust over the years.
Talking about exploitation. Does friendship and honesty mean anything to you?
73 "i have at least try to be successful, to improve my finances, what have you done to improve your finances, NOTHING?"
I am doing. Can't you see I am improving by not join your scheme so that I can save money?
74 "I have explained to you everything about this company and its product, now can we go on to the compensation plans and system of each company and the differences?";
Just summaries the lying and cheating part please, my dog needs to poo poo and your brouchure comes in handy.
75 "I kena retrenched?, no problem, I still got my Network marketing business."
And you expect me to follow a down and out person like you?
Business? what business? You mean you have got a new job that makes you work harder and earn lesser?
76 "If i show you the evidence that MLM can work, will you join? no? then show you also no use what!!!"
See you in five years. Thats your best evidence.
77 "If i tell you how much i make from MLM and show you the proof, will you join? no? then you ask so much for what!!!!????";
If I can tell you how much you lose by being in MLM will you bug off? No?? Then you talk so much for what!!!???
78 "its the product!!, we are talking about the PRODUCT!!"
Ohh.. so its free?
79 "Prove to me MLM is a failure!!, why? no proof?"
The way you have become is the best proof.
80 "Tell me what you know about MLM / Pyramid selling / Robert Kiyosaki"
Lying cheating stealing, 'nuff said.
81 "We want to help you achieve success in life, not keen?, then you can carry on with that
miserable 9-5 job of yours"
Thanks for your help but I am not gifted like you in conning and low ethics.
82 "When people ask you what u work as, you can tell them, I'M A BUSINESSMAN!";;;
Its a lie, you are a saleman who does not get paid. who cons your friends.
83 "You ask around with your network of friends, classmates, and relatives for better job opportunities in their companies, isn't that network marketing also?"
At least I don't have to lie.
84 "You can be the next Bill Gates"
And now the whole is filled with Bill Gates?
85 "You have a better way than Network marketing? show it to me!! don't have??!!"
I am a better way of living as a human.
86 "You have already lost your job, why not give it a try?"
I may have lost my job, but I have not lost my humanity.
87 "You have to work hard in MLM, who says no need to work hard? the money donÂ’t just flow in
like that"
So you now admit you have to work hard.
88 "You wanna meet up, i can show you and explain to your more about our company's plans"
You paying me to meet up with me?
89 "You wanna work till you are 70?"
You want to lie and work until you are beyond 70?
90 "You want credit card?" (when it's a debit card)
No, I want a proper humanity.
91 "You want proof that Microsoft / Citibank / IBM /Coke is doing MLM? We meet up and I show you the proof"
Oh... you have switched job. You are now a commercial spy??
92 "You want your income to be a straight line or an exponential curve?"
so now you are richer than Bill Gates? Wow!!
93 "You work in an MNC? MNC has CEO down to Directors down to Managers down to Executives down to you. isn't that pyramid also?"
Its the shape. vs ; lying and cheating.
94 "Your present full time job is very stable , so you can do this part-time, MLM can help supplement your income."
You are trying to tell me to change from a human into non-human.
95 "All of us are doing MLM everyday. You watch a movie, tell your friends its nice, ask them go watch, isn't that network marketing?"
If you don't get paid will you still meet me and do this selling?
96 "You are so adversed to MLM because you don't understand the business.
You are so adversed to other thoughts because all you have is MLM and nothing else.
100 You should always try to CONvince someone, when u cant convince, u try to CONfuse, if not, u try to CONtrol them with ur words. If all fails, u will CON them.
Thanks for the conning. I take my leave.
101 "Psst... u r new to this ya noe... so dun go around tell ur fren that we r mlm company... else they all scared will run away... u noe lah a few years back got some pyramid scheme company, make us mlm company lose reputation... so if u tell pple we mlm u surely cannot get anybody to join... so u tell them u have a special business opportunity for them... a new type of e-biz thing... if they still not convinced u can tell them (a certain reputable bank) is providing our e-banking services... but remember dun tell them too much cos u still new mah, so may tell them wrong info..."
Thanks for the lie. I take my leave.
102 "When somebody asks u a qns, u must answer him in the most unexpected way... for example he asks, 'Will the company collapse or not?' u dun answer him no. instead u ask him back, 'Will microsoft collapse or not?' Then he will be taken aback and u can continue on... The most important thing is to make sure u answer him in unexpected manners n keep talking so he will feel confused n gong gong... once u can get him down to our office, we will surely be able to get him to join..."
Thanks for the lie. I take my leave.
